Induction

Over the last 18 hours, I've had time to collect a few nuggets of knowledge pertaining to this one word.

1. By definition, I would believe induction to be the beginning of the labor process. In fact, it is not. Induction... In hospital lingo means, we'll check you in at 6pm. Wait till midnight and then begin administering drugs to begin labor. By sometime tomorrow... we should have a baby.

2. The end is never coming. The monitors are fake. This is all a cruel joke.

3. To enhance the torture all of the thermostat were purposefully set at 60 degrees.

4. "Blankets?" I'm sorry, you want a what?

5. In the absence of all rationality, in the midst of chaos, and with absolute no understanding of what's happening. A baby will come.... It just may NOT be today

AND YES MEEMAW I'll call you when something happens!!!! I promise.